The Mother Load


Sunday, July 30, 2006

Yeah, that was Me!

If this week you were possibly passing somewhere along the Southern Coast you might have noticed

- a woman running down the Interstate after her windshield wiper in the pouring down rain (sorry to the person in the red Honda whose car it hit as it flew in the next lane)

- a woman frantically waving her arms in a minivan and screaming into a cell phone to her husband who obviously didn't give her the right directions

- a woman who desperately looked for a Wal-mart that was located on a dirt road

Or you may have noticed

- the woman who looked insanely at the door greeter when she offered to keep her children, due to the rain, while she got the car, helllloooo wal-mart kidnapper!!! I don't think so!

- a woman, who was still in the rain - was there some Tropical Storm I didn't know about? ;) loosing all her groceries in the parking lot puddles

- a woman who struggled with three children, a diaper bag, a buggy, and two very uncooperative umbrellas that were just purchased turning inside out

Or I know you had to have seen

- the caffeine addicted woman who was shaking in the Starbuck's drive-thru waiting on her extremely huge Peppermint Mocha Latte, while her children cried to the sounds of music

- the woman in the Ladies' mall bathroom viciously grabbing her bathroom stall peeker

- the woman who dared to venture into the scrapbook store with 3 kids - as the storekeepeer glanced at her with the how dare she look

But of course I hope you didn't notice

- the woman on the side of the highway in the middle of the night peeing on the side of the road due to the massive caffeine intake

- or shortly after the woman slipping in her own pee and throwing her back out

- or even the shadow of woman in a minivan bathing herself with baby wipes

My apologies to all who witnessed the last three woman

2 Your Load:

Blogger Heth said...

HAHAHAHHA! Sorry, I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH you. You're laughing too, right?

7:39 AM  
Blogger The Mother Load said...

Yeah, now I'm laughing. I wasn't at the time though. But hey either you laugh or cry - I choose to laugh.

11:17 AM  

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