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Friday, March 24, 2006

10 Signs You Need to Get Out More Often

1. The highlight of your day is your trip to the mailbox at least here the creditors may find you, but you pee in peace.

2. You can get drunk on Starbucks Coffee.

3. Conversations begin with "What do you think I am doing?"

4. Mac-n-cheese has become your new favorite delicacy.

5. You can recite all the words to all Disney songs with feeling.

6. You catch yourself watching Disney channel even when your kids are not around.

7. Your children ask you if you have any friends.

8. You've run out of Bath & Body Works Eucalyptus Spearmint Body Wash, so you settle for Spiderman's Watermelon Kid's Wash instead.

9. You have more playdates a week, than real dates a year.

10. You take the time to think of 10 Signs You Need to Get Out More Often!

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